Badgerland Limericks

Badgerland Limericks

There was a young badger from Wales,

Whose sett was invaded by snails.

The shells she all crunched,

On escargot she lunched...

'Til all that remained were their trails.

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There was a young badger called Lynne,

Who Loved to eat stuff from the Bin,

Scoffing all that lovely old food,

put her in a most contented mood,

'Til she got caught and told off for her sin!

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A grumpy old badger called Pete,

used to scavenge the gardens for meat,

one yucky old habit,

was gorging on rabbit,

but he could never quite eat all the feet!

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Most British badgers with hair,

are black and white and not fair,

but when they all have a fight,

their hair stands up to a great height,

so they resemble a miniature bear!

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